What a moron!

Two friends, Harry and Potter, went together to play the slot machines at the casino. Each agreed that when his allotted money was gone, he would go set on the bench and wait for the other to finish.

Flying Ace – AU Slot Machine with Generous Bonuses

Flying Ace is a Microgaming slot machine that uses a classic theme. This three reel slot only has one payline, but there are still some high paying symbols to land. Flying Ace also has a large betting range. To play this pokie for yourself, head for Royal Vegas Casino, where a large new member bonus awaits all first-time depositors.

Blonde have more Luck?

A young sexy blonde went to Las Vegas. She had been in the casino for about an hour, and realized she was thirsty. So she went to the pop machine in the hall. She put $1.00 in an a Pepsi came out, she put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, she put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out.

Dragon’s Loot Pokies – Fantasy Casino for Money

Dragon’s Loot is a fantasy themed slot machine from Microgaming, the world’s biggest and oldest online casino developer. Dragon’s Loot takes you on an adventure through lush green lands, and it can be found on the biggest Microgaming casinos, including Royal Vegas Casino.

Flower Power Pokies – Easy Slots for Beginners

Flower Power is one of the simplest slots on the Microgaming roster, and one that has slipped under the radar because of its simplicity. There isn’t a lot on offer here, but if you like the retro theme and have some hippy blood in you, then you might enjoy what Flower Power has to offer. This poker can be found on most Microgaming casinos, including Royal Vegas Casino.

Untamed Wolf Pack – 4 Reel Pokies Action

Untamed Wolf Pack was one of the first games in the Untamed series, a series that celebrates the great outdoors and the habitats of some of the most majestic animals on the planet. This time it’s the turn of the wolf, and more specifically packs of wolves. Untamed Wolf Pack is a Microgaming slot and can therefore be found on many Microgaming casinos, including Royal Vegas.

Alaskan Fishing Pokies

Alaskan waters and see what bites with Alaskan Fishing, a laid-back Microgaming pokie that you can find on Royal Vegas Casino. Alaskan Fishing was released towards the backend of 2009 and therefore has a few years under its belt, but whilst it’s not the best looking pokie around, it does have a few impressive features.

Fairy Ring Pokies – 3 Payline Slots for Money

Fairy Ring is a three reel, three payline pokie that was developed by Microgaming, the kings of the retro style. This pokie can be found on the best Microgaming casinos, including Royal Vegas Casino, where a substantial new member bonus awaits all first-time depositors.

Liquid Gold – 5 Reel Slots from Royal Vegas

It’s time to smelt yourself a fortune, because with Liquid Gold, a 5 reel, 20 payline pokie from Microgaming, there is a lot of money on the line. This game is simplistic in many ways, but in others it is extraordinary. To play Liquid Gold for yourself, head for a respected Microgaming casino such as Royal Vegas Casino.

Agent Jane Blonde – Safe Adventurer Pokies

Agent Jane Blonde is the female James Bond, a adventurer, a heroine, and the star of her own Microgaming pokie. Agent Jane Blonde can be found on many Microgaming casinos, including Royal Vegas Casino, and there are some big features worth keeping an eye out for here.